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Photo Finish [Dec. 11th, 2003|10:35 am]
Worker #3116
Today we have a tie for the Corporate Casual Headline of the Day.

"Hall and Oates Deemed 'Heroes' of Music"
(taken from salon.com)

My only comment is ha ha ha h-h-ha ha ha cough ha ha ha.

"Postal Service Denounces Mad TV Sketch"
(taken from salon.com)

Why bother? Does anybody even watch Mad TV?

And, for one day only, I would like to present the Corporate Casual Religious News Headline of the Day. Here, too, we have a tie:

"Priest Told to Stop Giving Out Pamphlets"
(taken from salon.com)

If you need more, the priest was ordered by the diocese to stop passing out anti-gay pamphlets because they bordered on the pornographic. Read: "Priest Told to Stop Passing Out Copies of Blue Boy."

That was fun, but a tie is a tie:

"Boston Archdiocese Mortgages Cathedral"
(taken from salon.com)

Do you think the mortgage broker felt just a little bit guilty about gouging the shit out of the Roman Catholic Church on the 15 year variable rate for their Cathedral? It's kind of a damned if you do damned if you do situation, no?